Tiff is the most unique person I think I may have never met. One can always count on her to brighten things with what will now be called as TIffisms (until I find a much better name).

Penis: Sometimes impressive, but never pretty and on the whole disappointing.

Tell your father that you've come down with leprosy and you can't make it for Easter dinner because not all of you will make it home.

You know, I never liked Labyrinth - I did like the Triplets of Belville (or insert any other obscure movie here) though.