OK, so I am at work, as usual... (do I sleep here? yes, my cot is in the back) and there is just something that is floating around in the air. It is driving me crazy. I can't find it. It smells like...it smells like a mixture between cat piss and mustard and mayo. The answer at that point should be simple - it is a sub from Subway (smells so bad but tastes so good). WRONG!

I have emptied the garbage. I have vacuumed the carpet. I have checked every single shelf in this place all to no avail. I am still haunted by this smell.