Name: Luin
Age: 22
Location: The Stars
Interests: Reading books of an interesting and obscure nature, writing about what goes bump in the night, watching movies that make me ponder what we believe to be reality, listening to music that would make God cry.

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Sunday, May 28
I'm moving!

Well, after a year I've decided that I just don't like blogdrive anymore.

That being said I have moved to http://faedreams.blogsome.com. If you have me bookmarked, please update, if I'm on your blogroll, please update that too. I hope you like the new move!


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Saturday, May 27
New Tenant - Long, Slow, Beatiful Dance

I <3 my next renter. Here's why:

  1. Have you ever gone to a really packed bar and there is that one stunning girl there that seems to have every man in the house tied around her pinky (and other fingers, and her wrists for the sake of unique jewelery) and she doesn't have to pay for a drink all night, yet goes home with her friends because she actually isn't a bimbo, but the like the top attorney in the country.

    You know how not a single woman out there ever hates that woman but instead is crazy jealous of her? Well, that is my next tenant, only we have never seen her and it is her template that she can use as money.

  2. She, like me, is a fan of Alice in Wonderland. How can I possibly deny someone wo has sections of their blog named after parts and characters of Alice in Wonderland?
So, show my tenant some love, lots of love, keep it going with the love by clicking on that thumbnail in the top left corner. Now, damn it! Don't even bother to read me, just go there, okay?

Oh yah, and I'm sorry I forgot to take a list of my other bidders, so if you bid, please let me know and I'll be happy to add you to the list.


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Thursday, May 18
FUCK OFF AND DIE THURSDAY

OK, my first FOAD goes to Blogdrive. I tried posting something really funny twice. They said they were working on their server, but it was being saved for later upload. HA! FUCKING, NOT! This is the third time I have tried to post this!

So, FUCK OFF AND DIE BLOGDRIVE.

Second, I am not  stickler for rules but you know what, I want to send a nice big FOAD to the girl that was sitting next to me earlier (and had blogdrive not been so shitty, this would have been posted when she was sitting next to me). As most people know, I do all of my online work at the library. The LIBRARY - quiet place. Well, not in this twat's world. There are signs "NO CELLPHONES". I don't normally care if people are talking on their phones, as long as they are respectful of the sanctity of library volume etiquite.

Actual Conversation:

Idiot: Hi.
Me: Shut the fuck up.
Idiot: How are you?
Me: Pissed the fuck off, now.
Idiot: I just took one of my finals. I just want this to be over.
Me: Yes, I want your life to be over too.
Idiot: No, just this smester.
Me: What? Is the person on the other end of the phone as stupid as you are?
Idiot: Well, I just got my license so i can just go away.
Me: Yes. GO AWAY. GO AWAY NOW.
Idiot: He keeps wanting me to take him places, and I'm like, I would if I had something to drive.
Me: Why doesn't your boyfriend know how to drive?
Idiot: I can always take my mom's car. I'll be like, "Good-bye".
Me: And I'm going to be like, "Officer, I have a confession to make," in another five seconds is you do not navigate away from me!!!
Idiot: Well, I'm gonna let you go. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
Me: GO AWAY. GO AWAY! LEAVE!! VACATE!

Of course, it was all the better that she had one of those voices. You know the ones, like that greedy kid from Polar Express. Or like Chunk from The Goonies.

So, big fat fucking FOAD to that bitch on the computer next to me.

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I'm not going to send an FOAD to my friend A_________, because I love her to death. However, I am jealous of her. Why? Because her father just baught her a car for $600. Big deal, right? It is a Mazda MX-3 in mint condition. That's the big deal.


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New Tenant - Lucy's Dilemma

Ooooh. She is so fabulous. She knows she is. You know she is (because you HAVE been there before). And now, would you go show her how fabulous she is by clicking that little thumbnail at the top of my sidebar?? Please?

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Tuesday, May 16
Asshat Driver of the Day

Make/Model: White Chevy Suburban
License Plate: 19721 IM
State: New York

She was standing there, on the left side of the driveway. About to pull out of the McDonald's parking lot. Because I was going to be making a right, I pulled up to the edge of the driveway. And low and behold, because her SUV is threetimes the size of my little neon I could not see any oncoming traffic. That a bitch! What could she possibly have to cart around that she would need a truck the size of a Princess Cruise Ship?

A few seconds later I had a guy on a motorcycle behind me and she had no one behind her, but would she move back so I could see? Noooooo. Of course not. Us little people don't mater in her Texas sized world.

OK, so I'm inching out and inching out, cant see a DAMN THING, hoping I don't get squashed or smashed. Moving up another inch with every stretch of silence and I finally make it. My blood pressure shot up to 150 (from 104), but I made it. And that is when it happens. That is when I see her. She made the right hand turn, not the left, like she should have being on that side of the drive. And YES, it is one of those driveways with two lanes.

So, Mrs. 19721 IM - you get the award for asshat driver of the day. But SHE does not so go check her out, cause she totally rocks.


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