Saturday, January 28
Forgive me, I have never seen Forrest Gump. Many pardons...Tom Hanks irritates me (its his hair). However, I will be worshipping at the altar of Hanks on May 19, when The DaVinci Code comes to theaters.
I was told last night that I am my best friend's Jenny from Forrest Gump. Can someone explain to me what this means? Please?
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With Nanook.
Look at how perfect he is. So alert. So proud. So noble. So beautiful. I really wish I was in a financial situation where I could afford him and it breaks my heart that I'm not. Damn it! Why can't I grow up faster???
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Tenant of the Week - Mr. Eccentric
Can I just say that I adore this man? If you ever EVER need to feel better about yourself, go to his website and you will. Why? Because on a regular basis he is shouting the praises of REAL women. Not those stick thin little brats who seem to believe they are ideal (when in reality they are probably suffering from a slew of medical disorders). Real women with meat on their bones.
Please show Mr. E some love, after all, he shows love to us on a daily basis.
And check out the other bidders:
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Tiff is the most unique person I think I may have never met. One can always count on her to brighten things with what will now be called as TIffisms (until I find a much better name).
Penis: Sometimes impressive, but never pretty and on the whole disappointing.
Tell your father that you've come down with leprosy and you can't make it for Easter dinner because not all of you will make it home.
You know, I never liked Labyrinth - I did like the Triplets of Belville (or insert any other obscure movie here) though.
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Its the most wonderful time of the year.
School is back in session. I love school. It not only offers an escape from work (which I am finding with Can/Am Hockey - it is much much needed), but it offers an escape from everything else. Including internet, which is why you will only see for on weekends or particularly stressful weeks where I just have to let it out!
I am perturbed however. I have a dear friend whom I truly feel taken advantage by. It is really irritating me. (Please keep in mind there is no deeper relationship than close friendship here.) He never comes to my house, I always have to go to his (which he expects 3 times a week out of the 5 I'm in the area). He is constantly begging for rides places and never chips in for gas.
Now, why is this so irritating, even though he is only going places I am already going? I can't quite explain it. "Oh, you're going to get chinese? I could go for chinese." Yeah, I'm already going there, but it is almost as though I am a bus for him. I'm going everywhere and he can just hop right on.
Blah. I need a week free from him.
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In other news - hot bartender called me beautiful.
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