The Greatest Blonde Joke Ever
My renter this week has discovered the greatest blonde joke ever - and I MUST agree.
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New Tenant - Pile of Dog Bones
Holy Shit! Seventeen bidders since yesterday.
Well, I would like to thank each and every one of your for bidding and apologize for not being able to accept each and everyone of you. All of the bloggers who have bid have incredible websites.
I have chosen Pile of Dog Bones for several reasons, the very least of which is that he has bid on my blog before and I chose someone else. The man cracks me up. No no, he cracks me he fuck up. If he didn't have so much DRAMA with the women in his life I would say he was gay just because he is so damn catty. So sliante to you and your drama.
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OK, so I am at work, as usual... (do I sleep here? yes, my cot is in the back) and there is just something that is floating around in the air. It is driving me crazy. I can't find it. It smells like...it smells like a mixture between cat piss and mustard and mayo. The answer at that point should be simple - it is a sub from Subway (smells so bad but tastes so good). WRONG!
I have emptied the garbage. I have vacuumed the carpet. I have checked every single shelf in this place all to no avail. I am still haunted by this smell.
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Normally I have nothing to bitch about. I take those little inconveniences in my life and let them bug the fuck out of me, and today is no different.
Why do I get all the shitty shifts at this god awful hole I work at? Why is it that I am the one that gets told I am running a shitty hotel? I know it is shitty, if I could change things, I would, but I am just another lowly peon - I can do nothing about all the dog hair from one assholes own dog that housekeeping couldn't get out when makeing his room up.
I am being bitched at, yet again. There is no hot water. I have called my head of maintenance - he is on his way. He fixes said hot water problem. Hooray. She calls yet again - there is no toilet paper in her room, there is no toilet paper rack in which to put the toilet paper she has recieved in her room. Once more she calls - her TV is not working.
Why hasn't the housekeeper for that floor told anyone about this? This is not a slight oversight. It is the job of the housekeeper to check the toilet paper - they couldn't come and tell the desk that there was no toilet paper rack??? What makes it worse is that these people are coming in from Ohio - that is a long way away, a really long way away, and they had to pick our hotel - countless other rooms have been perfect, and the travelers have had a horrible time.
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On the positive side, hot bartender called me sweetheart. Butterflies and hummingbirds.
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Tenant of the Week - Mystical Incense and More Blog
Welcome to my newest tenant, the feisty Stephanie from Mystical Incense and More Blog. Don't even try to censor her - ESPECIALLY not on Tuesdays.
Please check out the other bidders:
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