OK, my first FOAD goes to Blogdrive. I tried posting something really funny twice. They said they were working on their server, but it was being saved for later upload. HA! FUCKING, NOT! This is the third time I have tried to post this!
So, FUCK OFF AND DIE BLOGDRIVE.
Second, I am not stickler for rules but you know what, I want to send a nice big FOAD to the girl that was sitting next to me earlier (and had blogdrive not been so shitty, this would have been posted when she was sitting next to me). As most people know, I do all of my online work at the library. The LIBRARY - quiet place. Well, not in this twat's world. There are signs "NO CELLPHONES". I don't normally care if people are talking on their phones, as long as they are respectful of the sanctity of library volume etiquite.
Actual Conversation:
Idiot: Hi.
Me: Shut the fuck up.
Idiot: How are you?
Me: Pissed the fuck off, now.
Idiot: I just took one of my finals. I just want this to be over.
Me: Yes, I want your life to be over too.
Idiot: No, just this smester.
Me: What? Is the person on the other end of the phone as stupid as you are?
Idiot: Well, I just got my license so i can just go away.
Me: Yes. GO AWAY. GO AWAY NOW.
Idiot: He keeps wanting me to take him places, and I'm like, I would if I had something to drive.
Me: Why doesn't your boyfriend know how to drive?
Idiot: I can always take my mom's car. I'll be like, "Good-bye".
Me: And I'm going to be like, "Officer, I have a confession to make," in another five seconds is you do not navigate away from me!!!
Idiot: Well, I'm gonna let you go. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
Me: GO AWAY. GO AWAY! LEAVE!! VACATE!
Of course, it was all the better that she had one of
those voices. You know the ones, like that greedy kid from
Polar Express. Or like Chunk from
The Goonies.
So, big fat fucking FOAD to that bitch on the computer next to me.
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I'm not going to send an FOAD to my friend A_________, because I love her to death. However, I am jealous of her. Why? Because her father just baught her a car for $600. Big deal, right? It is a Mazda MX-3 in mint condition. That's the big deal.
