I don't like rules. I'm so pathetic, just the fact that you fine people are here at all should be good enough for me. But it isn't. I'm high maintenance like that.
- I am not your pimp. Don't whore yourself through me. Don't post every single one of your websites in a comment. I don't care. I don't want to know. You get ONE link. That is it. OR I get 50% of your gross annual income. You decide.
- If you are going to post a comment it had better be a comment about that post. I hate nothing more than finding a message in my comments. I have a tag board and an email address for messages. If you can't fit your message on the tagboard then email it. If you don't know my email address then obviously you aren't too bright. ::HINT:: It is on this page.
- Don't ask me to link exchange. Only websites I actually like get on my blogroll. Now, if you really really want on...I'll need a sampling of your blood and a snipet of your hair.
- Sometimes the mistakes I have made on this website are intentional. Sometimes they are not. Chances are I have already found them and have not gotten a chance to fix them. Don't tell me about them trying to look all clever and better than thou. I promise you, you are neither more clever than me or smarter than me.
- I don't care if my blog bothers you. I don't put the music on auto-play, so you don't have to listn to it. You don't even have to read it. You don't like it? It makes you unhappy? Click that "X" at the top right hand corner of the screen. Are you on a Mac? Click the red button.

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